tbh i thought ppl were just kidding about the whole jedward thing but apparently they aren’t
HOLY SHIT
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Murderous, lonely little dark spirit!Stiles: a Sterek fanfic in chat form
So, the Ninja and I do this thing from time to time (read: pretty much all the time) where we sort of accidentally plot out an entire fic in a chat together? 95% of the time the idea just languishes in our respective chat logs, never again to see the light of day. BUT SOMETIMES we think, “Hey, maybe if we put this on the internet, someone will actually write it for us.” o.o
All of which is to say: PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE DO THIS. This fic is officially up for grabs; anyone who wants to turn it into an actual thing, with like, proper structure and whatnot, DO IIIIIIIIT. Pretty please.
In case anyone’s wondering, this began when the Ninja saw something sad on Tumblr and demanded I give her a happy story. I, um. Am not very good at “happy”? But I managed a sort of bittersweet melancholy, which I figure is close enough. XD Plus it has a happy ending, so that totally counts.
Ninja:TELL ME SOMETHING HAPPY
Ninja:… BUT MAGICAL.
Me:um
Me:damn 😆
Me:okay! okay, i’ve got it.
Me:when derek was little, he used to go wandering in the woods by himself
Me:because he was the youngest, and he wasn’t allowed to roughhouse with his older siblings/cousins
Ninja:awww, bb!
Me:and there was this cave where he liked to play
Me:he’s pretty sure he wouldn’t be allowed there, which is why he’s never asked
Ninja:as all intelligent children soon learn to do!
Me:and the cave is his very favorite place
Me:because that’s where his imaginary friend lives
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monkeyscandance: guzusuru: “You ever just stop and think, like, WEREWOLVES!!” “Yep.” “LIKE THIS IS OUR LIFE NOW.” “We are in this for the long run, buddy.” Utterly adorable BFFs.
Everyone I know goes away in the end: the summary of Derek Hale’s life.
When I couldn’t sleep last night, I asked myself this question: “I wonder if someone realized how Johnny Cash’s version of ‘Hurt’ fits the epic shitstorm that is Derek Hale’s life”.
And someone did.
I fell asleep with tears in my eyes.
i should’ve just skipped watching this and punched myself repeatedly in the face instead
same end result, less EXTREME SADNESS
NO.
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halffizzbin: ladyw1nter: tylerfucklin: squalorofthemind: “oh look, someone made an animation” #WHEN DEREK HALE IS SCARED HE DOES A POKER FACE Exactly. Now watch Season 1 again, knowing that. Oh god when did everything he did get so endearing and heartbreaking. … Continue reading
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Look what my friends made me for my birthdaaaaay 😀 Sorry To stretch your dashboards, just wanted to share my present 😀
Previously on Teen Wolf…
Scott was like:
And Derek Hale was all:
And Jackson was like:
And then Derek Hale goes:
And then Danny got all:
And so Jackson was forced to:
And Stiles was over there like:
Via: AfterElton
Oh my god. This is perfect!
Forever reblog the non-shirtless Stiles jokes. FOREVER.
HEY, HE’S GOT IT PRETTY GOOD. HE’S JUST ENJOYIN’ HIMSELF SOME EYE-CANDY WHILE ALL THE OTHER DUDES HAVE TO DO THE, HEH, HARD WORK. OF STRIPPING. AND WORKING OUT. AND GETTING OGLED. ALL THE TIME. EVERY TIME.
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sometimenever: #i’m lauGHING BECAUSE DEREK WAS ACTUALLY THE MOST GENTLE
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cattmohen: everybody’s lookin at you like they want to, like they wanna go home with you drawin the shit out of dylan tonight look at me gooo
I actually havent lost many followers at all to my descent into teen wolf madness
Thanks for sticking round guys.