twerking-in-my-volvo:

long-weave-dont-believe:

hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi.

And if that wifi doesn’t work
Momma will destroy the fucking earth

patronsaintofwolves:

easybakeheartache:

The public gallery broke into a traditional Maori love song after the announcement that the same-sex marriage bill had passed for New Zealand.

Excuse me while I go cry

This is so beautiful, I’m weeping.

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)

starsandgutters:

kissandthimble:

tomatohair:

kissandthimble:

there is a boy outside my neighbour’s house playing the saxaphone um what are you doing buddy 

update is he playing love songs this is really bad omg stop

um…join in duh?

the girl leant out of her window like ‘JASON FOR FUCK’S SAKE THIS HASN’T CHANGED ANYTHING YOU STILL OWE ME A TENNER.

is that what this was about omg.

Do you want me to come hold a boombox outside your window?

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thesockmonkeyrenegade:

burrenbari:

rampant-noodle:

disregardwomen:

athousandwords-forlove:

1ll-reality:

lynzave:

friendly reminder that this is me before tumblr

and this is me after tumblr

do you see what it does to you

Before tumblr

…

what I’m getting from this post is that if I hang round here long enough I’m gonna turn hot.

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arcibus:

Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.

splatter-brain:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.