Let everything happen to you: beauty and terror.
Just keep going. No feeling is final.

Rainer Maria Rilke, from The Book of Hours  (via middecember)

omg my sister’s boyfriend:

1. just had a 5 minute coversation with me about ‘mosquito rights’ 
2. “I’m a night owl but I’m a morning bird too. I have my wisdom and I have my worms”
3. made a mirror for her with her name on the frame of it.
4. “dragons den didn’t like my idea for one front two back pockets” ((?????))
5. is literally a body builder
6. “are you listening to me?? Are your ears painted on?”
7. “what’s less useful is a bag of spiders. No one ever wants that”

Me: Sooo you’re trying to make life easier for thieves?
My Sister’s Boyfriend: well someone has to.
My Sister’s Boyfriend: There’s a big industry in robbery in this country.
My Sister’s Boyfriend: I got a B3 in Business I know this shit.

coca-cola-kittens replied to your chat: My brother: *runs a finger down bridge of nose and…

I feel like your brother could be a youtube star

sometimes he can be a total shit, but today he’s been fucking hilarious.

He’s avoiding studying so he’ll pay attention to literaly anything.

I spent like 10 minutes just there showing him different pictures of Jared Padalecki, asking him to chart his hotness over time. 

My brother: *runs a finger down bridge of nose and looks at it* I think I’m becoming Edward Cullen.
Me: Why?
My Brother: My skin is so shiny *rubs forehead and looks at hand again*
Me: Ah, welcome to adolescence.
My Brother:
My Brother:
My Brother: FUCK.

My brother just pressed his head to our dog’s stomach and whispered ‘I can hear your organs working.’

maddasahatterr:

shadowpaintedrose:

stumpholewhiskey:

cornchipz:

muriel-fedder:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

WHAT THE FUCk

SHE SHOULD BE A SPY

SHIT SON

I’m literally screaming. I’m sitting alone in my house and screaming. This makes me uncomfortable but it’s also REALLY FUCKING COOL

that is so creepy and SO FUCKING IMPRESSIVE

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)