adinasauce:

circumcisions:

do you ever have those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial

actualcanadianfemmesherlock:

faggoat:

the thing that really worked about harry, hermione, and ron was that they were all the uncomfortable third friend

oh

oh my god

bluetidalwave:

Imagine how our lives would change if the importance of sports in our society was replaced with the performing arts.

LIES, THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES DRINK THE MOST TEA PER CAPITA.

you got that information from the wikipedia article, which is from a 2009 survey

THIS ARTICLE IS FROM 2012 PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT

fuckinghipsterbitch:

“American: I want to live in the UK.

Asian: I want to live in the UK.

Indian: I want to live in the UK.

African: I want to live in the UK.

Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.

Canadian: I want to live in the UK.

Filipino: I want to live in the UK.

French: I want to live in the UK.

Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.

British: wat

Irish: feckin’ English bastards”

OKAY. I’m going to rant. I just saw this on my dash and wanted to die. The Irish would say “feckin’ British bastards”, if anything (Northern Ireland is actually the UK too, just saying). The UK is not England therefore the UK is not English either. En plus, the Welsh, Irish and Scottish would be saying “feckin’ English bastards” not just the Irish…AND if you’re saying that that’s just what the Irish would say anyways then it’s there is not a coherent theme to this chat-humour post. 
Someone obviously not from England, Ireland, Scotland or Wales made this post. Oh dear.  

hello, darling.

I am the one who added the “feckin’ English bastards” part to the post in question.

(yeah, I only added it, the source didnt have that part, so I put it in because I was slightly irked that we had been overlooked)

I am from Ireland btw, quite close to the border in fact, and I was making light of the historical conflicts between Ireland and England, which ravaged the place I lived merely a generation ago.

Now, I am a free stater, but I know the difference between the UK and England  That’s why I said England not Britain.

Stereotypically, the Irish hate the English, not the Scottish or the Welsh (although really there were many Ulster Scots – but England had the political power)

So yes, an Irish person made that comment, an Irish person who actually put a lot of thought into what to say, but decided to say “feckin’ English Bastards” because, FECKIN ENGLISH BASTARDS IS WHAT IRISH PEOPLE SAY.

Kay rant over I’m gonna go make some mince pies and watch misfits.

GUYS.

SCOTT IS LOSING

DON’T TELL ME THAT BOY ISN’T A LOVEABLE MONSTER

(you could vote for the show while you’re at it too – You know we can beat the walking dead, and I’ve never even heard of that circle show?)