youmustfirstcreatetheuniverse:
youmustfirstcreatetheuniverse:
youmustfirstcreatetheuniverse:
so i can donate my eggs and get like 8,000-10,000 dollars
thats a thing
that i can do
in the future
i guess
WHAT
WHAT
I’m doing this
Dude I want in.
Like,
yeah.
This sounds cool but like…some poor unknown child would have my DNA?
I could never.
I bet they’d refuse to take my eggs
It’s cause I’m ginger isn’t it
Also your eggs could create some type of heinous vengeful art god.
And we wouldn’t want that.
(or WOULD we?)
Also the most sickly child to ever grace the planet
It’d have had 7 operations before it was even out of the womb
But full of AWESOME!
Why are we debating your future child(ren)?
Oh right, cause its 2.38am.
Thats why.
Of course
NOW LET’S NAME THEM!!
Call one Eizzil, a boy.
And Aífe if its a girl.
AND NOW I MUST SLEEPY TIEM
G’luck with the kids
(you should totally name one G’luck)